Dave was killed recently in a stampede at his farm. The thing is, it was a poultry farm. Up until then, the chickens all seemed really happy; they were free range, fed organically and treated with respect and care. But one day, screaming was heard coming from the hen house. It wasn’t Dave though. It was a chicken battle cry.
The trouble started when Dave went to get an egg from a nest; the mother hen started squawking and flapping her wings. Before you knew it all her brethren were coming to her rescue. Dave’s kid, Todd, said he couldn’t even get close to his dad in the chicken riot. It was all a vortex of feathers and deafening chicken screams.
When it was all over, Dave was found lifeless on the ground with peck marks and chicken feet scratches all over him. “I never knew chickens were so vicious,” Todd said between the tears.
The funeral was nice. People had good things to say about Dave. The reception was also pleasant and the food was fantastic. They had Chicken Parmesan, Chicken Cordon Bleu, rotisserie chicken, Chicken Kiev, Chicken Satay, lemon chicken, barbecued chicken, chicken noodle soup, chicken kabobs, chicken burritos, chicken salad sandwiches, chicken casserole, Buffalo chicken wings, creamy garlic chicken, Ceasar salad with chicken, Chicken Marsala, Chicken Creole and some delicious Chicken Shawarma. Dave’s wife, Nancy, said they will restart the business but will build smaller hen houses, install electric security fences and maybe add a pet wolf.