Quotes 5

Nothing is impossible.  The word itself says “I’m Possible.” – Audrey Hepburn

The best way to get even is to forgive and forget. – Linda Fiorentino

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply – Stephen R Covey

The greatest secret to happiness is one word: Gratitude

We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities ― Winston Churchill

Churches are no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind – Thomas Paine

We’re sugar and spice and everything nice; so bite me. – Roseanne Barr

I do love you but even better, I like you

A day is not complete until you’ve made someone else’s – Jasmin Bristow

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life. – Confucius

If I die without debt, I was doing something wrong – Tammie Baird

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.

I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. -Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? – Calvin

Jackie: So when are you going to talk to mom?  Roseanne: When I can do it with a Ouija board.

If people are making fun of you, then you’re probably doing something right – Amy Lee

Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last minute panic

I thank god for tv and movies.  Without them I would have grown up to be exactly like my parents – Jon Marcus

The best things in life come from not playing it safe – Robin Williams in The Crazy Ones

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly – Mae West

A party without cake is just a meeting – Julia Child

Words without actions are empty and meaningless

Karaoke bar; great idea.  Cause so often when I’m listening to Sinatra, I’m thinking, wouldn’t it be great if I could just take Sinatra’s voice out and replace it with the off-key yowling of some drunk? – Becker

Never underestimate the power of denial – American Beauty

Criticize by creating – Michelangelo

It doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself. – Lucille Ball

In an ugly and unhappy world, the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness. – George Bernard Shaw

Chocolate is just like sex, I’ve had too much and I still want more – Linda on Becker

Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. Love what you do. Get good at it. And let the chips fall where they may. – Jon Stewart

Everything happens for a reason, and that reason is usually physics – Sophia Nasr

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence in between – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

After two divorces I don’t know if I have another relationship in me.  The daily crap, the compliments, all the garbage you have to remember: Birthdays, the color of her eyes, what she does for a living. – Becker

We Are Living On This Planet As If We Had Another One To Go To – Jen Mehrnoush Zomederis

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing and be nothing – Aristotle

Don’t judge yourself by your past. You don’t live there anymore – Leah Remini

Morning sex, the best thing in the world that doesn’t have cheese on it – Doug Heffernan, The King of Queens

Science is simply the word we use to describe a method of organizing our curiosity – Tim Minchin

Quiet people have the loudest minds — Stephen Hawking

You’ve lost sight of the purpose of the law; to protect it’s citizens, not persecute them – Commander Adama to special prosecutor – Battlestar Galactica, S1E8 Litmus

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood” – Oscar Wilde

You sold out a long ago.  You are no different than that movie star who let everyone look up her skirt in that film and then did nothing but complain that nobody took her seriously as an actress.  Have you seen that movie?  Maris and I rented the video.  I don’t mind telling you we pushed our beds together that night…and that was no mean feat; her room as you know is across the hall. – Niles Crane

The object isn’t to make art, it’s to be in that wonderful state which makes art inevitable – Robert Henri



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