Thank you for calling

Thank you for calling. We are busy helping other people who were smart enough to call us the minute our business opened.  Of course, they will be waiting for an indefinite amount of time because we dont want to spend our profit helping you whiny pinheads.  However, we are glad you gave us money to buy our product.  Sorry it isn’t working.  Your call is very important to us…kind of.  Well, that’s our story and we’re sticking to it.  Please leave a detailed message so we can ignore that too or continue to hold.  A representative will be with you….. shortly.

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